How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Not long, it was a short stop.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?