What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?