How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?