Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the lamb cross the road?