Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the pen say to the pencil?