How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?