Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How long do chickens work?
Why do trees have so many friends?