Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was the dog so popular?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?