What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?