If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?