Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are baseball games at night?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?