What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?