Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where do books sleep?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is the opposite of coffee?