Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The Crossing Gourd.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How long do chickens work?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?