Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Sloth.
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?