What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
A hair ball.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?