What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?