What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?