What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?