What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?