What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do fish do at parades?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the professor write on the window?