What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?