Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
They're usually 90 degrees.
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do cats wear to work?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?