What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do you grill cheese?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?