What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How much does freedom weigh?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How do you massage a chicken wing?