What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?