Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?