Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?