Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?