Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
What's the loudest sport?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?