What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
How do you organize a space party?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?