What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
A business proposal.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is the beach so confident?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?