What did March say to the madness?
What's all that bracket?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
