What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Why do cows wear bells?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?