Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a sad latte?