What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How do you organize a space party?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?