Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?