Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How do automobiles fly?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?