What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?