What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?