What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the lamb cross the road?