What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?