What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What are baby potatoes called?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?