Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's E.T. short for?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What day is your mom always right?