How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How much does freedom weigh?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?