Why did the cloud date the fog?
He was so down to earth.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
