What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call it when two boats become friends?