What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?