What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why are books always so angry?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?