Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?